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Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Epic Bus Ride!

Last night on the way home from work was by far the most exciting ride in months!

I'm sitting at the back of the bus for the whole ride and at one of the main bus stop terminals a group of 6 young teens get on. You can tell they are nothing but trouble makers considering the get on the bus singing "Smoking weed all day, drinking booze all day" at the top of their lungs not giving a shit. Considering the oldest looked 15 and the youngest looked aobut 12, it seemed like a pathetic attempt at getting attention. And when they get on where did they decide to sit? Around me! They sat beside me, behind me, in front of me, and across from me. I felt like i was being swarmed and at any moment they were going to rob me of everything. Almost as soon as they sit down, the bus driver stands up and begins walking towards the back of the bus. 'Oh i know exactly where this is going' i think to myself. Bus driver asks to see all of their transfers because he does not think they are valid. One girl yells 'i showed you my bus pass' and he says thats great but the people that had transfers he wants to see them again. The boy that looked 12 flashes his transfer slipped rolled up into a tube and puts it away. The bus driver yells 'unroll it and show it to me'. The boy unravels it, flashes it, then rolls it back up. The bus driver asks again 'unroll it and show it to me!' this time noticably pissed off. The driver looks at it and says that it is no good. Boy tells him it is. Bus driver says that the transfer is only good until 5:30pm and it is now 6pm, so either pay or get off the bus. The the driver realizes everyones trasnfer slips expired at 5:30pm. One girl says 'well we have been waiting for the bus since 5:30pm'. Yah it doesn't exactly work that way. When it expires, it expires and the bus was not late, in fact the bus was early! So he tells them all to either pay or get off. Most of them refuse because they claim they don't understand what the problem is. He tells them either get off or I will call the cops to explain it! Driver decides that he should have a second look at the one girls bus pass, and when she flashed it all i heard was the driver yell "thats not even a bus pass, pay or get off!" Haha! I am trying not to laugh because their attempts at getting/ staying on the bus are becoming more & more pathetic! He gives up and demands that all of them get off his bus! He goes back to the front and the kids start walking towards the back door. As soon as the door opens they try to pretend they get off but it's hard not to notice a group of 6 loud kids! Bus driver really screams "GET OFF MY BUS NOW" and walks towards the back door to personally escort them off! One by one as they leave he yells "Get off! Get off! Gett off!" then the 12 year old yells "F you!" Bus driver contunues "Shut up! Shut up!" as they get off!!! HAHAHA! It was great & hilarious! All i know is that it made the rest of my bus ride nice & peaceful!

Bus driver, you are my hero!

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